THINGS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

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MORNING CHUCKLE.... DUMB BLONDE
Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen.
As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will; just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"
Welcome to my world.!!!

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was at the bank yesterday before they closed and the teller was handing out these
. The man in front of me smiled and winked and as he gave it back said
“Oh I need a MUCH bigger one than this.” The teller said “No sir. It goes on your finger for the ATM.”
I died!!


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